When I sit down at this keyboard to write about a Lincoln City
game my intention is to write an account of that game as it happened, honest.
Thereafter it’s in the lap of the Gods. I ramble on for a bit and I think, I
don’t know what all that’s about but its taken an hour to write so I’ll publish
it.
Perhaps Picasso used to sit down expecting to paint a
picture of a lovely girl but what emerged on the canvas looked like something
dredged from the Marianna Trench, with two heads, one of which protrudes from
the lady’s bottom. Anyway, as usual, I digress. Wigan Athletic v Lincoln City.
Long ago in a land faraway (Lincolnshire) Lincoln City were trying
to revisit the glory of the Graham Taylor years and had taken on as manager Sam
Ellis, a much loved centre half known principally for his penalties. The
resultant kick was either avoided by the goalkeeper much in the way you and I
might avoid a train as it sped past a level crossing or possibly the ball,
goalkeeper still attached, ended up in the back of the net with the keeper
wondering if he had attempted to save it or the ball had simply passed straight
through him.
Sam had some little success in his earlier managerial career
but, sadly, as is usually the case when a manger finds himself at Lincoln,
success was conspicuous by its absence and Sam was duly sacked. This was a
great shame as Sam really was loved by the fans, think Gareth Ainsworth, and
his reputation was well and truly destroyed by the episode.
City had playing for them at the time another revered
defender, one Colin Greenall, we may even have voted him player of the season
but, upon Ellis’ sacking Greenall announced he had no intention of playing for
Lincoln City, he had been playing for Sam Ellis and he wanted a transfer. He
was duly dispatched to an outfit which had only just emerged on our radar,
Wigan Athletic. I think it was Greenall who subsequently lined up for the
Latics at Sincil Bank to quite the worst reception I have ever heard for a
returning former favourite.
To say I was stunned that Greenall had left Lincoln to go to
a minnow such as Wigan Athletic was something of an understatement. Mind you, I
was similarly stung when Graham Taylor left for another small time outfit,
Watford. I wonder what happened to them?
I suppose my love affair with Lincoln City can be summed up
in the words of Supertramp. “Take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one I’ve
got. Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot.”
Those of you with longer memories may recall not all that
long after Greenall accepted Wigan Athletics shilling, twelve pieces of silver
might be more accurate, they were taken over by Dave Whelan late of JJB Sports
who basically built the magnificent (apart from the pitch) edifice they play in
today and bought them a place in the top division. You may gather, I do not
approve of such dealings and sure as eggs is eggs, once the money disappeared
so did their place at the top table. They are on a downward trajectory which
will not stop at league one, provided they don’t go bust.
All of which brings me, you may be surprised to, learn to
yesterdays game for which I had invested £10 for the luxury of moving pictures
to go along with my BBC Radio Lincolnshire commentary. I opted for the radio,
placed in front of the TV rather than the home punditry provided by ifollow but
unfortunately the commentary was about a second before ifollow and I found
myself groaning, once when Wigan scored and again when I saw the pictures.
Similarly I cheered at the goals and again when I saw them.
My friend said he was watching the home offering in it’s
entirety and it was ok so I switched off the radio and listened to the
delusional conjecture of yet another pair of supporters who thought their team
should be in the championship at least and, once again, following the lead of
Sunderland, Ipswich, Portsmouth, Charlton and Hull believed the fact they had
to play the likes of Lincoln City was, well somewhat beneath them. They did say
we looked dangerous though and when we scored, twice they had it confirmed.
So there’s your match report. City dragged themselves over
the finish line. The feared drop out of the promotion places did not
materialise but it was a tired looking group that trooped off the pitch. It’s
the same for everyone though and with a young squad, you’d hope their prospects
for recovery might be speedier than some.
I wish our team good rest and thorough recuperation. They’re
going to need it.